This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

    Players climb a bizarre mountain together in a chaotic co-op physics platformer built around golf.

    Hmph. Studios

    Playing together

    Online co-op
    1 source
    Plays like
    Not known yet
    Online versus, Online multiplayer, Players in online co-op, Players online, Best with, How co-op works, Crossplay, Local co-op, Multiplayer through mods, One copy is enough, Free to play, Plays in browser, Demo, Playtest, Early access

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    Plays without voice or typing, Wordless tools, Public matchmaking, Friendly with strangers

    About the game

    Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
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    Why we rate it this way

    • 95% positive from 21 Steam reviews.
    Steam, checked 1 Nov 2026Num reviews: 1Review score: 7Review score desc: PositiveTotal positive: 20Total negative: 1Total reviews: 21{"num_reviews":1,"review_score":7,"review_score_desc":"Positive","total_positive":20,"total_negative":1,"total_reviews":21}

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    First listed 1 Nov 2026. Updated 1 Nov 2026.